And for Dad and Carmen; dark meat:
I mixed up a super beer batter:
Then I fried the pieces up and tossed them in some savory teriyaki glaze, they came out crispy and sweet and wonderful:
Meanwhile the rice cooked into a pile of mushy waste... I was so disappointed that I violently tossed it in the trash, swearing never to make rice again, ever...
I did however have plenty of chicken and batter left over so I made this delicious pile of crunchy nuggets: