Done with myspace but not fried Chicken...

Don't you hate stalkers... yea me too... So I wasn't able to log onto myspace without getting like 15-20 messages a day from certain people. Now granted I do love my friends but c'mon, how much can you possibly tell me everyday that I really need to know and am really interested in...

I feel grouchy about the whole thing- I feel mad that I had to cancel my account and a little bitter. But whatever, it's gone - and good riddance -

So I had the most delicious fried chicken for dinner last night - mmmm love that chicken from Popeye's. It was hot, crispy, juicy, and greasy... just as it should be. Dad, Albert, and I split a 10 piece bucket with fries and biscuits...

I have to say my stomach is paying the price this morning but then again when am I not ill - I have just grown accustom to having a bad stomach... And how does that work anyway? When I was like 19 I was able to grub down on a bean and cheese burrito with del scortcho, fries, and a chocolate shake. Now it seems like anything I eat causes severe stomach problems - I'm so old and feeble... I cant wait till I'm 30, I will probably be on a diet of baby food and mood stabilizers... ohh and vodka...

Anyway - I'm off to San Diego today - should be super fun time, at least I will get to hang with my buddy Mark...

Chicken!

So I was out working in the field today and had to have some lunch... since the company was picking up the tab I thought "Hey! might as well have a nice lunch" so I went to McDonalds - Yea - I know... but I ordered the #5 blt grilled chicken and it was actually really good... I was like WOW - this is good... HOT juicy grilled chicken, ranch dressing, lettuce, tomato, and crispy bacon - super yummy, and you know you cant beat McDonalds fries...

Then I drove on the new 210 freeway - how nice... glad to see my tax dollars do more than feed, clothe, and medicate the poor. too bad they cant fix the 91... what a mess...

Anyhoo - because I was working out in the field I had time to wash my car, do laundry, and make a fantastic dinner before dark... SWEET - ohh how I envy people who live close to their jobs... I should go to the gym now, but I think I will just get drunk instead - VIVA la VODKA!

Alone? Maybe!

It occurred to me as I was checking over my 6 missed calls and 5 voice mails yesterday that maybe I should just be alone. I am way more productive, and everything stays cleaner when there are not others around to mess things up. I think I will look into living on a desert island - maybe get a little shack with high speed Internet and a comfy bed.

Seriously I don't think I am the kind of person who is cut out for marriage or kids. I will end up being everyone notoriously single friend. You know the one - every time you think of some ugly or lonely girl you say to them - hey so and so is single - wink wink - I could hook you guys up. Its not that I care either way - I really have in the back of my mind the ideal spouse... she has to have a rockin bod, be hilarious, successful, and probably not want kids. Sad to say I am obsessed with body image, cleanliness and nice things. Not to say that I don't love the Lord and all he teaches, but I enjoy comfortable, clean, and pretty things. I could not deal with a dirty house, or an unatractive wife or messy kids throwing food on the floor. Yea yea, I know what your saying, kids are an amazing blessing, bla bla bla - that's why I have friends - so I can play with their messy kids, then be on my way when they get grouchy or sticky.

So I am off to San Diego for work on Monday - that should be fun, I need to get out of here and the house... a change of pace and good food on the company dime is always nice. Hopefully its not too hot down there...

Bad Bread...

So - disgusted with my recent weight gain, I decided to eat a good dinner last night, go to the gym and work my poor legs to the bone and eat good all day today. Well to counteract all my efforts Barb brought in this yummy cranberry walnut loaf - BAD BREAD! Against all my willpower - I slathered a huge slice with butter and popped in into my mouth... I'm such a fatty. Maybe I should just eat my way to obesity and get a gastric bypass... hmmmm

Gigantic Cucumber

So I am usually weary of buying produce at the Mexican market because well - honestly the quality usually sucks. But I wanted to make some salsa and Albersons does not carry the Chiles I like so I went into Cardenas, and low and behold the most gigantic cucumbers I have ever seen - and 6 for $1 no less! I could not believe my eyes, so I got six, my chiles and walked out the door spending $1.03 - not bad, probably cost me more to drive there... I think I will eat one of the cucumbers today with some salt and pepper. Maybe for a snack...

So the concert in the park was fun last night... The kids wore me out! I ate pizza (yea still putting on weight) I think I need a muzzle to keep my big mouth from consuming everything in sight... and I danced with the kids to the Jamaican music... what a fun time - but man kids require so much energy and attention...

So there is this couple on the bus that really grinds my gears... hahaha I love family guy...

anyway, they sit really close to each other, touching and rubbing each others legs, whispering and laughing (probably at the expense of others) on a super crowded bus.... Now if they did this once or something it wouldn't be so bad, but its every single day... people in love make me sick and bitter - like lemonade with too much pulp...

speaking of sick, I need to take my pill so I can be queasy for an hour and a half...

and I got totally screwed today... I have to teach a 6 hour class for 1 stupid person - what a waste... so I will get nothing done at my desk and spend all my time with one person in the huge classroom... sometimes my job blows... I need to look into being independently wealthy...

First things first

Ok so I like to read blogs and it occurred to me that most of the blogs I read really say nothing particularly riveting or exciting - Rather they appear to be average people writing about absolutely nothing... so I thought well at the expense of my employer I could waste 30 min or so at my desk everyday doing that too!

SO first things first...

I'm B - and this is my blog (B is for Boring) I'm so original and creative. I don't expect great things from this, just a place to jot down random thoughts for really no reason...

So I had a relatively boring lunch. I'm broke - yes again - and Mimi gave me a can of soup. It was good, but after an hour now, I am hungry again. It has been 27 days since I quit smoking and I feel hungry all the time. Tonight I am going to a picnic/concert in the local park - Jamaican music and pizza... hmmm kinda strange combination but should be fun... my friend Sheri will be there with her kids so it will be fun... I love those little buggers... probably the closest thing to kids I will ever have...

Anyway... my add is setting in - I think I need to go make a latte... mmmm an iced latte